For those who like to comb over Joe Maddon's methods for picking a starting lineup, Friday was more maddening than ever.

The Tampa Chamber of Commerce, no joke, turned in the lineup for Tampa Bay's series opener against Cleveland.

On a beautiful weather day, natch, the Rays will go with: DH David DeJesus, 2B Ben Zobrist, 1B James Loney, 3B Evan Longoria, RF Wil Myers, LF Matt Joyce, CF Brandon Guyer, SS Yunel Escobar, C Ryan Hanigan.