Friday there was a report by, former Tampa Bay Buccaneers (and current New York Jets) tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was extremely enjoying his time in a Target parking lot in East Hanover, NJ.  According to the story a woman was parked next to a black Cadillac Escalade in the parking lot of the Target on Route 10 in the New Jersey suburb when she saw a man masturbating in his vehicle. 

The woman then proceeded to call local police at 5:30pm on November 19th who responded and found Winslow in the car along with some empty containers of Vaseline.

From the report on

"As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account."

For the full report at the link HERE.