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Carmelo Anthony has been offered lap-dances for life from Scores Strip Club in New York along with his own “Melo Love” package including being a judge at a “Dollars For Scholars” pole dancing competition, a drink named after him to be served forever, his own ball girl and cheer squad at every game and a topless charity basketball in his honor, all if he re-signs with the Knicks.

Now, if Anthony signs for the Chicago Bulls, the Admiral Theater in Chicago has offered him the “Sign with the Bulls” package with a life sized portrait of him displayed, LaLa Anthony look-alike contest that Melo and Lala will judge, free driver service to and from the club forever and 3 dancers would tattoo his name on themselves. Whichever team he chooses he’s still a winner with these incentives.

Check out the exclusive that TMZ Sports had on the free lap dance for life story.